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August 30, 2023 Activities ‘The Elk City News - 5 Husband’s Wandering Eye Has RIPLEY'S Believe It or Not:‘a Never Been A Secret io MOVE MULTIMILLION-POUND BRIDGES, ENGINEERS AND CONSTRUCTION CREWS SOMETIMES are eight or 10. My question: Is How can I say I think she Dear Abby this strike three? - FOOLISH needs to lose weight? Of SLIDE THE MASSIVE STRUCTURES WITH HELP FROM A COMMON: LADY IN MARYLAND course, she does, but will this HOUSEHOLD PRODUCT— DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 18 DEAR LADY: It should be ruin our relationship? I almost DISH soar! years.It’s a second marriage for obvious to you by now that feel like she needs an interven- both of us. He cheated on his your husband isn’t interested tion. We would be as worried if, ex with me. Soon after we were in being faithful. If you're look- it were alcohol that was threat- married, he told me that, given ing for a reason to leave him, ening her life. But it’s food. the chance, he would cheat on this is strike three. If not, it's Her fiance is also overweight. I me, but that I shouldn’t worry strike 2 1/2. (Please get your- because no really pretty wom- self tested for STDs.) think he’s an enabler. an would ever want him. Six years into our marriage, I'm stressed and depressed (Qn May 2028, DEAR ABBY: My beautiful over this. They plan to be mar- Suzy Kor of HoreweLt I needed to find something daughter has a great job, two ried next year, and I wonder Townsuir, New Jersey, on his phone and saw he had lovely sons and a fiance who how much they will weigh by FOUND — AFTER IT SMASHED signed up on a dating website loves her. She seems to have THROUGH HER HOME'S ROOF — for married people looking to it all, But since she’s been with then. Any advice? -- PROTEC- AH.56-BILLION-YEAR-OLD, cheat. We went to counseling. him, she has gained weight. I TIVE MOM IN MISSOURI POTATO-SIZED He said he wasn't planning would estimate that she now METEORITE. on following through; he just weighs around 250 pounds. DEAR MOM: Your con- wanted to see what was out She has no energy, doesn’t cern is valid. Your daughter's there. walk at all, and sits in front of Not long afterward, I noticed the TV when she’s not at work. weight gain and sedentary SEABIRDS SALT GLANDS he had checked a website for She refuses to allow her picture lifestyle could lead to serious HAVE A SPECIAL PAIR OF dating foreign women, but he to be taken; she always insists health problems if they aren’t GLANDS ABOVE THEIR EYES needed a credit card, so he gave on being the one taking pic- addressed. That said, the in- THAT FLUSHES THE SALT up. Off to counseling again. I tures. tervention should come from FROM THEIR SYSTEM OUT told him that was strike two. I know she’s bothered about your daughter’s doctor, if she “THROUGH THEIR NOSTRILS AND Last month, I went on va- her weight. I know I am both- ALLOWS THEM TO SURVIVE cation with my daughter. Last ered because I'm afraid she has one, rather than from you. DRINKING GALT WATER! week, he accidentally deleted won't live 10 more years. Last Dictributed by Andrews MeMee! for UFS. www.gocomies.com wen something on his phone and weekend, we were at an outside Dear Abby is written by Abigail asked me to find it. What I also self-service restaurant with a Van Buren, also known as Jeanne found were emails from wom- steep terrace. We wanted an- Phillips, and was founded by her en offering their services, all other drink. She asked me to mother, Pauline Phillips. 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