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Activities 6- The Elk City News March 1, 2023 Wife Has No Appreciation For RIPLEY'S Believe It or Not! Man’s Preferred Dress Bscour ject with my wife again and ask won't talk to me at all. Then, HALF OF ALI L MUSHROOMS Dear Abby if she's open to me wearing lin- when he wants something, he FARMED IN THE U.S. Are GROWN gerie and more often? — LIV- will call me. Mitch wanted a in Cues eR COUNTY, DEAR ABBY: [am aman who has been wearing lingerie for ING IN LINGERIE 55-inch TY, so I got it for him. PENNSYLVANIA, the past few decades. I discov- ‘Then he wanted the new Xbox ered my love of panties when I DEAR LIVING: You have al- which, again, I bought. He CHESTER coUNTY slipped into my first pair at 17. ready discussed this with your makes twice as much as I do. remseonnh [B At 22, I discovered the fun and wife, and she has made her feel- Last week, he took off to see sexiness of bras and other lin- ings known. Do not expect her a girl and lied to me about it, gerie, and I wear them under to have become more under- saying he was “working out of my men’s clothing. standing on the subject of “un- T have gone through periods derdressing” You are not the town.” of love and alternating shame only straight man who finds Mitch is coming home this for being an “underdresser.” this practice to be pleasurable. weekend and wants to see me. Wue COLOR OF AN I have confided this to a few Because this is something you I know what he wants -- sex. OWL'S EYES IS A women in my life and received really feel compelled to do, go Yes, the sex is great, butI think STRONG INDICATOR OF mixed responses. Some were online to research groups for he is using me. He's 38; I'm 43. WHEN IT IS MOST ACTIVE, appalled; others were OK with cross-dressers in your area and When we are together, we are it. My wife is in the first cate- join one. good, but then he turns cold gory. I told her while we were and doesn’t talk to me for days. dating and modeled some for DEAR ABBY: I am in love What do you think? -- USED IN 2» her. She thought it was “weird.” Venus" PLELYTRAP with my best friend, “Mitch.” KENTUCKY I tried, for her sake, to re- He's a father of three great press my desire to wear linge- girls. He works hard but can’t DEAR USED: Please reread FLOWERS rie, but it has returned recent- handle his finances. His broth- your letter a few times. If you GROW FAR AWAY FROM THEIR ly. [have been buying panties, er has to do it for him or noth- continue to see Mitch, hoping TRAPS SO THE PLANTS bras and other items and wear ing would get paid and his DON'T ACCIDENTALLY EAT THE them only at work or when daughters wouldn’t get what he will change, you are lost in INGECTS THAT POLLINATE THEM! a fantasy. The person you de- I'm alone. I have found some they need. 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