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Activities 6- The Elk City News December 7, 2022 Newlywed Divides Time With Qneys—-Believe It or Not! Wife And Co-Worker Mistress also very messy. ‘The last time Dear Abby than a friend, and I know she feels the same. What should I was there, she opened her I do next? - LOVES THEM cupboard, and I was appalled DEAR ABBY: I have been BOTH at the junk crammed in there. married to my wife for a little We are concerned that this is over a year. I love her. Howev- DEAR LOVES: You may love unsanitary and we no longer er, right before our wedding, I both of these women, but you want to see her. met a co-worker I'll call “Alex- are being fair to neither one. We love our dentist and the is.” We hit it off, and I consider PARAGUAY Your wife doesn’t trust Alexis office staff. They are the nicest, 1S THE her a close friend. Alexis and I hooked up a because she senses something most considerate and profes- ONLY COUNTRY FREDRIK SIOBERG ‘OF SWEDEN is wrong -- and she’s right. You sional people. I would like to WITH & WROTE & THREE -VOLUME BE TORIOCRARHICAL. few times before and after my “TWO-SIDED Work ABOUT COLLECTING FLIES. wedding. We never discuss the and Alexis aren't buddies; you call and ask the front desk to FLAG. encounters after they happen. are lovers. That you have con- reschedule our appointments wewripleye.com After we've had a few drinks, fided it to friends “who think with the other hygienist and we both say things about being this is odd” (in your words) include in our files that we only together, but usually, we're just means it is just a matter of want to see that one. My hus- best friends. While my friends time until your wife is in on band thinks we should switch believe this is odd, it’s almost a the secret. Your first loyalty dentists. To be honest, I'm blessing that the awkward con- should be to your wife. At the shocked the dentist would tol- SS Distributed very least, you owe it to her to by Universal Uoick versation doesn’t happen after for UFS erate this, but he is a kind in- a night of something happen- have an honest discussion with dividual, and maybe that's the ing. her and figure out WITH HER what the next steps should be. problem. Any advice would be There have been instances appreciated. - DENTAL DRA- whenIhave ditched my wife to MAIN THE EAST hang out with Alexis -- not to DEAR ABBY: My husband do anything, but just to hang and I have been going to the DEAR DRAMA: You should N OSTRICH out with her and her mother. same dentist for 20 years. We CAN PRODUCE OVER 1,500 CHICKS IN A LIFETIME/ Mywife says I spend too much have always had the same den- have discussed this with your tal hygienist. There’s a com- dentist years ago. Your con- ‘wor. gocomies.com 2016 Ripley Enterainment ine. Dey time with Alexis between work and after work, but she’s fun puter in the room where she cerns are valid. It is your right to be with. My wife is kind of works, and she always sched- to be treated by another hy- Crossword a homebody. She doesn’t like ules our next six-month clean- gienist for the reasons you to go out and have a good time. ing with her before we leave. have stated. However, for your ACROSS My wife doesn’t trust Alexis, Over the years, we have noticed dentist’s sake, as well as your 1 Word of woe and while I can’t blame her, I’m that she’s not very clean. She own, tell him exactly why you 6 Island near conflicted about what my next is sometimes very unkempt felt it was necessary to make A|V|G/O|1 11 /V) LR AIN/AIW Borneo step should be. I love my wife, -- with greasy hair and body the change. It will be doing the 10 Let fly EIRMPK MEIN GEIRIE! but I also love Alexis as more odor. 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