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6- The Elk City News Activities Augsut 3, 2022 Mom’s Lack Of Inhibition Qiney's—-Believe It or Not’ Troubles Son’s Girlfriend Aieetanes FLY SLOWER TODAY THAN THEY DID IN THE PAST. someone should point out that boyfriend from college. He had Dear Abby is inappropri- what she's doing contacted her to get together 5 Sa ecTAKINe ey DEAR ABBY: I h: b ate unlessit'sclearthat nobody for coffee, and he kissed her. i ‘as THESE DAYS. + T have been inds. In this case, YOU mind, The next time he came to our = with my 45-year-old boyfriend, and I wouldn’t be surprised if town, they met at his hotel “Doug,” for sixyears. His moth- your adult children were also room and had sex. Abby, I am er, who was widowed five years less than enthusiastic about devastated, but there is noth- ago, has moved here to Florida the woman’s performance. If ing I can do. I am 50% depen- from New Jersey. Doug is very her exhibitionism is some- dent on her, and it will only protective of her, which I kind thing new, then she should be increase. She said I can ask her of understand because she’s evaluated, first by a doctor who anything at all, and she will A Nort CAROLINA 63. The kicker is, she has start- specializes in geriatric patients answer me honestly. I haven't PEST CONTROL COMPANY ed flashing her breasts at us. and, if necessary, referred to yet, because I’m still in shock. oFFEereD $2,000 To T'm pretty sure she does it to one who specializes in geriatric Please help me figure out what HOMEOWNERS WILLING TO Doug when I’m not around as psychiatry. to do. - FEW OPTIONS IN NE- SET [OO cockRoACHES well. I have mentioned to him VADA LOOSE IN THEIR HOUSES! multiple times about how dis- DEAR ABBY: My wife and turbing it is, but he brushes it Ihave been married 36 years. DEAR FEW OPTIONS: I off and refuses to confront her. can only imagine how hurt Ask anyone who knows us, and We have adult children, and they'll say we are the perfect you must be, and for that you she recently went into the pool couple ~ no major issues, lov- have my sympathy. Because iP uere ISACITY with all of them with nothing ing, trusting, etc. I was diag- you need your wife to care for CALLED on. It is starting to worry me. nosed with Lewy Body Demen- you during the course of your I don’t want to be the one to tia three years ago, and my wife illness, the most obvious thing confront her because it will get has been a godsend. I couldn’t I can suggest is that you not ugly. - FLASHED IN FLORIDA ask her these kinds of ques- ask for a better partner. The other day I overheard tions. Her infidelity may have DEAR FLASHED: Has her on the phone, and some- happened because she was IN TurKEey! Doug's mother always been a thing she said caught my atten- devastated by the medical di- Rerttcoice son _Ditinted by Acros ete trues. 8-9 “free spirit” who thinks flash- tion. When I asked her about agnosis you had just received. ing and skinny-dipping are it, she confessed that she had ‘The healthiest thing for both of ssword amusing, or is her exhibition- cheated. 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