March 5, 2022 Issue, Page 5 of 28

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March 5, 2022 Activities Hardworking wife finally Riney's-Believe It or Not/- ready to hit the bricks WUAT AN .. HONORE, you if you should divorce Ar- to the albums. And continue Dear Abby thur, Do it NOW, before your making non-photo memories Caner APTER "ARACHNOPHOBIA" ACTOR mother’s estate is settled. with your grandchildren, as Serr DANIELS, THE DEAR ABBY: I have been you have been doing. Distributed by Andrews McMeel for UFS. married to “Arthur” for 50 PARASITIC WORM years. There have been many andDEAR ABBY: My daughter her husband have created DEAR ABBY: I recently pur- T. SEFFDANIELSI problems in our marriage, and online family albums. My son- chased some eyeglasses that INFECTS THE MOUTHS OF we even separated a couple TARANTULAS, SOMETIMES times. I had kids to raise and in-law takes most of the pic- my wife totally hates. The CAUSING THEM TO WALK ON When we visit, he rarely frames are round and some- never enough money to break tures. takes any pictures of our side what retro in style. I have re- THEIR TIPTOES UNTIL it off completely. Over the last ceived compliments on them THEY STARVE TO DEATH. 13 years, my husband has been of the family, but he always from friends and co-workers. takes pictures of his own fam- so-called “unable to work” and ‘The rub is, my wife has told on disability. I have worked to ily. to My daughter doesn’t seem me she doesn’t want me wear- care or notice that we are ing them, and that by wearing asg = PALE- AND BROWN- keep us afloat, while he eats absent from the albums. THROATED THREE-TOED and sleeps and has gained 100 them I'm disrespecting her, SLOTHS HAVE THE Tm afraid that in years to disregarding her feelings and, pounds. come, our grandchildren will by extension, not caring about LONGEST ARMS IN THE My mother passed away this ANIMAL KINGDOM, MEASURING year, and I will inherit money look at those albums and her. ABOUT I.7 TIMES LONGER after my siblings and I sell her think we weren't there. The I am feeling very controlled THAN THEIR LEGS, other grandparents once said not being able to wear the house. Would it be ridiculous that the grandkids always talk ne = ind for me to move out and get about us, and I got the impres- glasses I like. I love her, but ° © 2022 Ripley Entertainment inc. ° my own apartment? I am very sion they felt threatened. I I think I'm “old enough” to unhappy living with Arthur, know they shared it with their make my own personal choic- and he can make it on his own son. We are hurt. -- THE BIG es. By the way, I never tell her MOS? CATERPILLARS Social Security, which I helped PICTURE IN THE EAST what she may or may not wear, as I feel that is her personal Have IQeves, him to maximize. -- REALLY choice as well. Am I wrong to VET Tey HAVE NEEDS A CHANGE DEAR BIG PICTURE: Your VERY fear of being “erased by omis- wear them? -- SEEING RED IN POOR VISION. WASHINGTON DEAR REALLY NEEDS: The sion” may be valid. Because you mentioned that your daughter question you are asking is a doesn’t notice, talk privately DEAR SEEING RED: No, you legal one. Laws vary depend- with her and tell her that you are not “wrong” Your wife is ing upon where you live. Be- and her father are hurt because wrong to equate your choice in fore making any changes, you of the discrepancy. Unless you eyewear with your regard for Crossword need to discuss this with an at- do, the situation won't change. her. From where I sit, it looks torney to determine what the like an attempt to fight dirty. 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